teacher: are you okay do you need any help?
me: yes, financially
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
when that one person you hate in your class speaks
Make damn sure what you’re waiting for, is worth the fucking wait.
|season 1:||drake helps josh w/ a crush|
|season 4:||drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans|
I love the fact that my sister just turned 12 so everytime she says something stupid I just say “shut up ur like 12” and she gets pissed off and walks away